Elijah is snuggled with me in this big ol' chair as I begin to type this. He just kissed my arm. Precious baby boy. So glad mommy's home and you can bet your boots, this mama is so glad to be snugglin' with him.
A few days ago we were eating dinner and Isaiah happened to be sitting on my left. For a rare second there was a lull in conversation and all of a sudden a thought popped in my head and without really thinking I said, "Oh! My biopsy is in just a few days. Ugh. That thought makes me want to throw up!" Isaiah didn't even pause but said, "You can use my cup mommy if you need to." I laughed and laughed as I explained that that is just a phrase and I didn't really need his cup to throw up in. Generous, sweet boy.
Dw told me I have to blog about this....so here goes....he thinks you guys will get a big kick out of it. Since the hospital that the biopsy was scheduled at is in another state, we stopped about half way, in a little town to use the restroom and buy some bottled waters. It is a big McDonald's and convenience store as well as gas station. We both went in.
I finished up, was washing my hands and noticed that there was no paper towels in the roller. ugh. I am one of those people who do not want to touch the handle of the door as I exit the restroom. It grosses me out. In fact it almost makes me gag thinking about those who have just used the restroom and have not washed their little paddies. ew.
So I reached in my purse and grabbed a napkin. I dried my hands and reached for the handle to leave. As I did I guess I glanced over my shoulder, and saw that a woman was leaving the restroom as well, although she was a few feet back. I held the door for her with my little napkin on the handle. She scurried to get out the door, I am certain, cause she didn't want to touch the handle with her bare hands either.
I laughed and said, "Touching the handle is so gross, isn't it?" She laughed and nodded and as we were walking out into the convenience store together. She then leaned closer and kind of giggling whispered, "Ummm, your skirt is tucked into your undies."
WHAT?Sure enough I had my flouncy skirt tucked in just right so that my pretty undies were completely exposed. I almost fainted on the spot. I thanked her profusely and told her that I owed her for the rest of my life. She kept laughing. I kept laughing out of sheer embarrassment. Oh my stinkin' gracious. How in the world did I manage that?? And yes, I will likely never forget her face and I guarantee I will never, ever, ever forget her kindness.
Dw laughed and laughed and laughed as we drove down the road. He thought it was hysterical. Thanks babe.
Eventually we got to the hospital, checked in and situated. As we sat in the waiting room, actually both the sono tech and my doctor came to get me. The doc motioned to Dw and said, "You can come back with her too." Dw jumped right up and started following but said to the doc, "Oh? Do you mean I can come in and watch?" The doctor answered enthusiastically, "YES!"
Dw said, "Oh! I didn't know you meant come in, come in. Ummm, no needles for this guy, thank you anyway!" and promptly did a 180 and went back to his seat. I laughed outloud. Thanks, Whitey, for your moral support!
No doubt a boatload of you were praying, because all things considered, it went very well and although it was painful, it was not nearly as dreadfully painful as I had been told it was going to be. And he didn't use five needles - he used six. ha!
Before he began I told him that I would be a whole lot more excited if he was taking it out of my bee-hind....he laughed.
The grossest part was when he would pump each inserted needle up and down, up and down in my neck. I had to shut my eyes cause it was just grossing me out.
As this kind-hearted doc was finishing up he said, "Well you'll be pretty bruised, and {laughing said} your congregation is gonna' think your husband gave you a hickey." The sono tech thought that was hilarious! My doctor went on to tell her that I was a pastor's wife.
Results should be in Friday or Monday. He'll call me with them.After I got back to Dw, I told him about the doctor's hickey comment. Dw laughed and texted the kids that it was over and I was okay. Then Dw texted our oldest kids this:
"Doc says mom is going to look like I gave her a hickey. Wish I had!"It was pretty funny, because in literally a few seconds four texts fired back in this order:
Tyler was first:
"LOL Niiiiiice"Emma: "Ugh. That's yukky."
Abigail: "EW!"
Autumn: " :) Tell her I love her most."
Graham ignored the whole comment.
Whitey and I love having so many kids and we love laughing with our big kids....and yes, they think we are wild and crazy and although they act like they are grossed out by us, secretly we know they love it!!
We did a speck of shopping and ended up at
Cracker Barrel. It is just one of my favorite places, cozy and peaceful atmosphere, family oriented, good food, sweet gift shop....just like you're going to your close friends for dinner, ya' know?
I had my favorite pecan pancakes and since the doc did not cooperate on removing excess from the bee-hind, I refrained and only had one taste of the bacon. But true confessions: The side of deep-fried okra, was a yummy treat. Yeah. That probably made up for the passing on the bacon, right? Doggone. But it was so stinkin' good.
We had a sweet time talking and relaxing and as we finished up, Dw went to pay the bill and I was browsing around the gift shop. We headed toward the door together as Dw said, "They said there's a incident going on outside." I really didn't hear what he said because there suddenly was a ton of confusion at the door.
There seemed to be people everywhere and the Cracker Barrel manager was in the entry holding the outside door open and with an anxious look on his face was saying, "There's a situation going on to the right, you are gonna' want to go that way." Huh? I was just completely confused. Dw said, "But we are parked over there." And seriously, there seemed to be people everywhere.
Literally, we were walking into a sting operation of some kind. Cause they had
at that very second tackled a man on the side walk not 8 feet from the door we were walking out. There were undercover police officers everywhere. No joke. I was bewildered, didn't know which way to turn. Really. Complete pandemonium everywhere!
I'm laughing as I type this. Come on guys! What are the odds? Biopsy, little shopping, little food at a quiet, peaceful family restaurant and we walk into a sting operation.
We hurried toward the grassy median and stood and watched and prayed. There were
at least a dozen law enforcement there. All in plain clothes. Bullet proof vests and all. The guy they tackled and had in handcuffs looked like your average guy. Probably late 40's. Not anything about him that would make you think that he was being grabbed and nabbed by a dozen officers. There were even two little petite, average looking young women who we at first thought were with the guy being arrested. But then we saw the one coat move and there was a big ol' gun tucked in her back of her waist!!
YOU GO GIRL!! The police cars were all undercover and there were many, at angles, just like in the movies...obviously pulling up with purpose!
I called one of my dearest friends, "I", whose husband happens to be in law enforcement and she said, "No way! You guys just seem to always be in the wrong places at the right time!"
I mean really, truly. What are the odds? Aye-yi-yi.
And on that note: No doubt, many of my bloggy friends out there are families in law enforcement. Let me just say "thank you". You and your families sacrifice daily and put your lives on the line to protect the citizens of your communities and to uphold justice and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I am so thankful for all of you....please thank your spouses for me too.
The rest of the trip home was largely uneventful and, joy of my heart, this is the sight that greeted us as we pulled in....some of our treasures jumping up and down cheering on the porch....
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| Autumn, {Emma and Graham were gone to youth group} Liberty, Isaiah, Jubilee, Elijah and Elizabeth |
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Ahhh, it's soooo good to be home..thank you sooo much to all who are praying....no doubt, God is completely faithful to hear the prayers of His beloved....